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# Nope

This year
2023
Tottenham reject third offer from Bayern for Harry Kane
The German champions have embarked on a public pursuit of the England captain all summer.
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Aug 7th 2023, 4:47 PM
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WHO rules out Covid herd immunity this year
The virus has infected more than 90 million worldwide.
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Jan 11th 2021, 9:24 PM
All Round to Mrs Brown's was shown on Gogglebox, and they absolutely tore it apart
‘It’s for the kind of people who go to an Elton John concert’.
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May 27th 2018, 10:42 AM
'Completely false': Chicharito denies reports he wants to switch West Ham for home soil
The Mexican striker has shot down reports suggesting he is ready to leave England for his childhood club Chivas.
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Nov 16th 2017, 7:03 PM
FactCheck: Is the Bishop of Waterford right to say the HPV vaccine is '70% safe'?
Bishop Phonsie Cullinan said the vaccine could encourage sexual activity. We can’t factcheck that – but we can say his ’70% safe’ claim is FALSE.
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Sep 29th 2017, 6:00 AM
Some of the reviews for The Emoji Movie are so brutal that they're going viral
Eh, sad face emoji.
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Jul 28th 2017, 7:36 PM
Ukip turmoil as new leader quits just 18 days into the job
Nigel Farage has ruled out a return.
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Oct 5th 2016, 7:17 AM
This woman ate crisps covered in dead ants after mistaking them for pepper
No. NO.
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Sep 15th 2016, 6:08 PM
Can you actually make it all the way through these Irish food fails?
Oh, the humanity.
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Aug 10th 2016, 6:02 PM
UK government dismisses four-million-signature petition calling for a second Brexit vote
The government says that the population “must now prepare for the process to exit the EU”.
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Jul 9th 2016, 1:43 PM
Nope hoodies were the absolute height of style for Irish girls in the noughties
Leg it down to Hairy Legs there.
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Jun 17th 2016, 1:59 PM
8 feelings every Irish person had about their Susst flares
So much street juice, so little time.
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Mar 7th 2016, 3:30 PM
Mother says she gets mistaken for her daughter's sister, but Twitter is having none of it
When social media passes judgement, it doesn’t tend to spare people’s feelings…
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Feb 16th 2016, 7:37 PM
Stop the world. A Japanese restaurant has created a poo-flavoured curry
Good morning!
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Aug 24th 2015, 7:32 AM
It rained tiny spiders in this Australian town
Yuck.
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May 18th 2015, 10:22 PM
These teachers worry that a Yes vote could mean teaching 4-year-olds about the word 'gay'
A new group, Teachers for No, launched outside Leinster House today.
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May 14th 2015, 6:35 PM
Pat Carey is definitely not making a political comeback
The former minister has responded to fresh speculation he is plotting a Dáil comeback.
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May 12th 2015, 8:00 PM
A teen was suspended from school after wearing a fake bomb to ask a girl to prom
Probably not the wisest idea.
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Apr 25th 2015, 5:06 PM
A man tried to squash a spider, but the spider had one last trick up its sleeve
ARACHNOPHOBES BEWARE: THere is a whole load of NOPE up in here.
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Apr 20th 2015, 7:09 PM
Here is what happens when you pour soy sauce over a dead cuttlefish
Hint: it’s a living nightmare.
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Mar 23rd 2015, 7:39 AM
Facebook's 'related' algorithm made quite a serious slip up today
Robots just don’t understand tact.
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Mar 5th 2015, 12:48 PM
Watch this terrifying octopus almost escape from its aquarium tank
Brace yourself for nightmares.
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Mar 5th 2015, 8:04 AM
Here's why there are headlines about a guy having sex with a fish
It’s just as bad as you think :(
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Dec 23rd 2014, 11:34 AM
You can now buy little pills that turn your shite glittery
Stop the world, we want to get off.
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Dec 19th 2014, 1:52 PM
People with arachnophobia meet huge spiders
Terror town.
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Dec 5th 2014, 8:40 PM
Here's the 'child benefit' tweet a Cork bar was forced to apologise over
:/
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Oct 15th 2014, 12:38 PM
Man had moth live in his head for three days
Welcome to your nightmare.
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Aug 25th 2014, 4:59 PM
Massive fish nabs 4ft shark right off fisherman's line
Nope nope NOPE.
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Aug 23rd 2014, 5:02 PM
Huge fish eats 4 ft shark in one bite
Nope. Nope, nope, nope.
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Aug 20th 2014, 8:12 PM
9 horrifying thoughts you've never even considered
So creepy.
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Aug 5th 2014, 9:30 PM
Terrifying swarm of flies in US so massive it shows up on radar
Run.
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Jul 28th 2014, 2:15 PM
Woman sets her house on fire while trying to kill a spider
Makes total sense.
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Jul 1st 2014, 1:50 PM
Girl goes diving in lake full of jellyfish, we say "NOPE"
No. Just no.
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May 16th 2014, 10:40 AM
17 ways Irish people tried to be cool in the early noughties
So recent. So forgotten.
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Feb 22nd 2014, 6:00 PM
8 items with names that are made entirely of lies
Something has to be done about this.
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Nov 28th 2013, 9:30 PM
Footage of Dublin riots used as scenes of Norway in American TV show
Someone on Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. team doesn’t care much for accuracy.
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Nov 21st 2013, 9:17 AM
Girl bungee jumps without a harness
There are NO trust issues in this relationship.
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Nov 18th 2013, 7:59 AM
12 incredibly painful moments captured perfectly in GIFs
You will wince and you will grimace.
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Nov 2nd 2013, 3:00 PM
11 things you don't want to think about before bed
Things that make you go “nope”.
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Oct 21st 2013, 9:30 PM
Disney are re-releasing the Little Mermaid, this time they've ruined it
The ‘second screen live’ experience sounds like a horror.
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Oct 9th 2013, 7:30 PM
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